TUNE Wilsoni Tha' Funk Masta - Empowerful Strut - WYSIWYG
Track B2 on the "Strange People" EP.
Empowerful, n ;
1. What a woman is who doesn't have actual power but is very good at catering to the beauty myth.
"She may only earn 3/4 of what a man earns, but she damn well has the empower to look sexy doing it in her cheapcrap push-up bra from Victoria’s Secret. She has the empower to demand pink products from manufacturers. She has the empower to cry out ‘I did it for me!’ when she gets her boob job; maybe she even has the empower to believe it. The empowerful woman is saucy, yet feminine. Clever, yet feminine. In her early thirties, yet feminine. Heterosexual, yet feminine. Stays in shape eating Lean Cuisine and sweating blue Gatorade while kickboxing in slow motion, yet feminine. Yes, the empowerful woman is many things. Too bad powerful isn’t one of them."
Originated by Twisty Faster at I Blame The Patriarchy.
from Strange People EP, releases 06 April 2015
Produced, Arranged, Composed & Performed by Wilsoni*
Piano solo normalised by Calum Upton
Mixed & Mastered at Studio 52 (his bedroom)
*except where indicated