TUNE Paul Henry Dallaire - There's a Rat toot toot in the casket RW
This a true story about a Rat who creeped into a casket (coffin) and gnawed the nose of a deceased human remains.
It just so happens I'm the embalmer in the song.
The only difference is he did it twice before we caught on.
It was during the second attempt at the nose we found out. Who would have thought.
Somehow the family found out and got a free funeral.