The irrelevants are a quadrumvirate of super intelligent elephants, cleverly disguised as sub-human beings. They originate from a small planet called Accrington. Their general aim in life is to create music that will set fire to your ears, and play it so loud your eyes fall out.
Remember kids, if you can't say it in two minutes, it's not worth saying
Rancid, Ramones, The Clash, Blink 182, The Offspring, Descendents